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Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
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What do you call a woman who stands between two goalposts? Annette!
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What’s a frog’s favourite drink? Croak-a-cola!
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Two snowmen in a field; one says to the other: “can you smell carrots?”!!
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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !
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Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to walk!
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Waht do the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
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Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole? Because your teeth chatter!
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How does Jack Frost travel to work? By icicle!
